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*Montel....red.
*Nadirah...blue.
*Leak...Green
*Narrator (me)....Yellow
Welcome ladies and gentleman to the Montel Show!
I'm Montel Jordan, Your Host...Today We have two guest apparently who crazy in love with each other but seem to argue about the small things...and it might lead up to bigger things.. and might just end the realtionship! Well First we have Nadirah Highsmith who says she loves her boyfriend with all her heart but, he is constantly being an ass & stupid things... Lets bring Nadirah out! (crowd reactions)WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!YEAH!!!!!!(crowd reactions) (She comes out lookin gorgeous an usual occurrance i must admit...lol. damn she sexy.)...Hey Nadirah, how you doing today? I'm doing pretty good, how bout yaself? I'm good. But Yeah, I wanna ask about yourr boyfriend, what exactly is the problem...Thats What I Wolud Like To Know .lol. Well Montell, he always thinks I'm mad...in reality I'm never mad..just a bit saracastic...(Well she does it so well...How I could I know?) Like he's writing blogs saying, I'm jealous when I'm not I think blogging is ok. He always make me the bad guy opps I mean girl. Silly Me. (She said that with a saracastic sound but she looked mad butI'm guessing she's not.) Yeah seems like its a problem, wanna bring him out? Yeah, bring that pussbubble out here!. (Is she even aloud to say that on tv?, I mean this ain't German tv where you can cuss until you don't want too. damn. lol. Tv has corrupted our youth. lol. literly. not physical or emotionally. geesh!) Now our next guess is her boyfriend Leak, who say that he doesn't do nothin..(I Don't!), and she is just overreacting. Lets bring Leak Out! (crowd reactions) BOOOOO!! You Suck!!!!!! (crowd reactions) (Ain't that bout a bitch, yes a female dog! never tired of that line.lol). Damn its like that! Hey Leak how you doin? Do I Really got to answer that question?(lol). No, You don't lol. But May I ask Y do you think your here? To be honest Idk. Y am I here Dirah!? You Know Y Leak. (Gave her a nasty look.) Don't look at me like that. But I'ma answer your dumb question.. Your here cuz I want to tell you how much of a asshole you are & I'm tired of the way you treat me. I'm always lookin out for you & being fair but you don't do the same. Leak is this true? Man I don't be doin nothing. See! (honestly i don't damn.) How can you change for the better leak? I know you love her how can you fix this? I know you want this. (obviously you old fuck.) Man i guess I can talk to her about cuz everytime we fight we make up. Yes I love her. You can have my blog password & write about who you feel. To make it even. You can call it our blog..(Man! lol.) Dirah. My bad. You good. Let's go home. (you bought me here, & on tv just to do this ugh!!!!!!!!!) Well thats it for the Montel Show! See Ya Net Time. ( Ya old ass ain't help. I did all the talking fuck!)
*yeah don't you hate when the host don't even help you. Should have went to Dr.Phil. Well most of this was for fun. Yes Dirah has my password she will be putting some of her input in my blog. Hopefully I agree but, don't have choice now huh? lol. Now What I Give Ya is What I Give Ya...Reading this Dirah! Yeah Couldn't make a serious post just cuz I said you was jealous about my blog. It wasn't in serious light my neighbor...yes infact the neighbor I love most...I'm mad its Friday & I'm in house doing this shit..WTF! But I'm Done. I-Bid-You-A Due... Reading Steve Blog. Shotout Big Cuz Liyy...Just cuz I'm on the phone wit her as I'm doing this......
-L.F.B.
Dirah will be blogging soon. So Get at it!
Or ME! Sike Nah.. Sucks 2 Be This Cool.
I Love You Dirah!
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